If you work at an office, like me, and you push obscene amounts of paper around all day, like me, you'll be happy to note this new rule:
If something is mailed, faxed or otherwise assigned to you and your name is spelled wrong on the document, you don't have to do a damn thing with it.
Feel free to apply that to any other area of your life, as well...I know that everyone in my office is VERY excited about this one.
I mean...who can't spell "Matthew"? Really?