My boyfriend is having dinner with a friend tonight.
To mess with him, I warned him that I would be sending him Snapchats of my private parts all through the meal, since I couldn't be there with him.
I have no intention of doing this.
Nobody, including someone who has seen me naked, needs to see pictures of me...naked. Even just for a few seconds.
I just thought...here's a guy who, god bless him, likes my body. So what if, every time his phone buzzed during dinner, he got a little more excited, because I'm being a little naughty...?
And what if he didn't look at his phone til after, because he wanted to save all that Snapchatty goodness for himself?
And then he sees it and realizes that its just a bunch of texts from co-workers telling him the server just blew up...?
That's how you do it when you're awful.