A collection of items from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, ranging from Michael Jackson's white glove to the entry gates to Neverland Ranch are....up for auction.
Even more delicious than that? If you want a catalog--that is, a listing of the items for sale--it will cost you $100. Just for the list. For $500, Michael will sign it. The list.
(Did you notice the complete lack of snarky comments? Did you notice that I didn't say ONE mean thing? I think my head is about to explode!)