Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Some Questions...

  • Why does the parking garage at work smell like a barn?
  • Why is it that when I am stuck in the morning mash Crosstown/35-W/Lyndale fiasco, the same song pops into my head every time?  For the curious...it's "Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under", a song I have not heard since...WE Fest???  What the hell is up with that?
  • Did I really go to WE Fest?  My 20's are kind of a blur...which is probably why I was thinking that "Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" was a Lorrie Morgan song and not a Shania Twain song...thank you Google.  I'm one less question away from Complete Moron today.
  • Do Wells Fargo execs sit around in meetings and think of things and say, "I know...THIS will REALLY piss off the average consumer!" and then pat themselves on the back while they implement new, dumb "Terms and Conditions"?
  • What do you do with your old driver's license when you get a new one?  I mean, the old picture is absolutely heinous, but there must be some kind of shredded collage art project I could do, to highlight the hilarity of the monstrously bad picture...anyone?  Anyone?
  • Does a bullet point post really seem like grasping at straws, just to put something on the blog?  It used to be such a fun format...now it just seems desperate.


  1. They didn't tell you about the ponys? All the favorite employee's get to go on pony rides at lunch and have birthday cake that has no calories but tastes like it has 12 million per bite.

  2. Aaaaaw! Ponys! How cuuuuute!

    But obviously, I'm nore interested in the cake.


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