What Are We Here For, If Not For Self-Indulgent Crap?

Yes....there is a Shelly Payne Twitter.  And you can expect really important updates about really important stuff like, "Wow, I just love this song" or, "Long line at Target" or, "The answer is Three.  Three shakers full of martini's is all I can do before shit gets ugly".

 

 

True masochists may follow (and I'm assuming you are on your f*cking knees and have lost every ounce of self-respect by now, since you're still hanging around...) right here.