Well....we're SURE they love my money, anyway.
I just got a call from a woman with a very, very thick Eastern European accent (ala Boris and Natasha) who declared "Doktor says 'Come In'...".
And she sounds too scary to ignore.
Don't worry, it's nothing serious. In fact, I called the doctor for the sole purpose of having someone from the doctor's office re-assure me by returning my call with something like, "Oh, it's NOTHING! No need to come in! Have a great weekend!".
Silly me, I forgot. It's my INSURANCE COMPANY that says "Don't go to doctors!" Doctors, they just looooooove me.