Weekend Fluff

Before I post the fluff, can I just say that the musical number at the Academy Awards with Beyonce and the High School Musical kids was just Gaawd-Freaking-Awful and Baz, WTF were you thinking??

OK, on with the fluff...

You Would Win Best Original Screenplay

You are insightful and expressive. You've always been a natural storyteller. You know how to hook an audience, entertain them, and surprise them at the end. Where people see everyday life, you see an engaging plot with interesting characters. You notice details that other people ignore. People you've only met once or twice live inside your head.

What Would You Win an Oscar For?

Your Russian Name Is: Lilia Dimitra Ivanov

Da!

What's Your Russian Name?

You Were a Praying Mantis

You have the still power of a legendary warrior. You are able to manipulate time - or at least, the perception of it.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Anyone else remember that song, Praying Mantis? Who did that?

You Are Punk Music

You've thought long and hard about what mainstream society has to offer... And you've pretty much decided that most normal things aren't for you. You're creative, expressive, and likely to do things yourself. You are a rebel and a fighter. You'll defend your point of view to anyone.

What Kind of Music Are You?

You Are Kidnapping

You love to be in control. You are incredibly dominant. A part of you even likes to make people suffer. It's all about power! You love to take risks, especially if the potential payoff is huge. But you wouldn't be in crime only for the money. You're twisted enough to just enjoy screwing with people.

What Felony Are You?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude! If only I had known I was incredibly dominant! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!