Thursday, October 1, 2009

Signs You May Have Short-Timer's Syndrome

  • You have, really-really, changed your computer password to "Whatever!"
  • When forwarding Power of Attorney paperwork, usually labeled "POA", you label it "POS" instead.  (Think about it--it'll come to you.)
  • You start coveting the pen you use every day...as if you might take it home with you, because it's kind of a nice pen.
  • You finally take your water bottle home to be washed. (Ew!  I'm just sayin'....)
  • You get into long conversations with people who barely spoke to you before.
  • You can no longer think of a convincing reason not to sing Puddle of Mudd's "Psycho" at your desk.  And since you're up, might as well jump up and down on the chorus.
  • You switch to Duffy songs for the benefit of the "older folks".  You knock "Warwick Avenue" out like you were BORN to sing that sh*t.
  • You loudly ask anyone who might be listening why NOBODY TOLD YOU THERE WAS A BUTTERNUT, WISCONSIN?  AND HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY LIVED THIS LONG WITHOUT KNOWING THAT?
  • Kevin stops being the most annoying person in the office...it's all you, baby...

3 comments:

  1. I'm thinking you should be playing "pshyco social" by slipknot to round the whole thing out.

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