My entire week thus far has been a series of "Did that just happen?" events, some of which were on the news (did you SEE that unbelievable crash on the Crosstown?? CARS ON TOP OF CARS, people! At 4:30 in the afternoon. How in the hell did that even happen? Traffic was slowed not just because of the crash, but because of all the people with camera phones snapping pictures as they rolled past the crash. This was not the one with the bees, by the way, it was on 62 right at the Penn overpass. I am happy to report that I was not one of those people snapping pictures...at the same time, WOW, I wish I had a picture!)
Everything else that's going on, I'm going to credit to a crazy week and some specific planets lining up--really too much stuff going on to go into any detail at the moment, but I promise if anything entertaining is to be gleened from this week, and it's not going to ruin somebody's day to share (especially mine), we'll turn it into some kind of inflated and ridiculously exaggerated story for your entertainment.
Cuz that's what it's all about around here: Point and laugh.
You know...You could be having the most boring week of your life and feel a lot like complaining, then suddenly become very inspired to give life your all, try new things, finally smile at that cute boy from the office, or eat your ice cream before dinner--all in the split second in between the moment you see the bus coming straight for you and the moment it hits you and stops you from complaining about anything, ever again.
Wouldn't it be better to just do all that stuff now, instead?
When something happens that makes you say, "I definitely did NOT see that coming!" and it wasn't a speeding bus, how can you not celebrate?