My horoscope says "You have an admirer, Shelly"
You're not just messing with me now, are you?
Oh, horoscope, horoscope...don't tell me that I have an admirer unless you can also tell me, "He's cute, his name is _____, and his phone number is __________. Oh, and also, he doesn't appear to be psychotic."
See, those are the things I am curious about....