Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Totally Random Wednesday

  • NEW favorite real last name: "Barkuloo"  I'm so changing mine...
  • Corporate America is still not ready for employees who occasionally thrash about at their desks, to music only they can hear.  (Don't worry, I was listening to my mp3 player--I'm not hearing the voices just yet...)
  • Has anyone invented a zyrtek pump yet?  Just asking...
  • Yesterday, somebody in the office said I was "the bomb" and today, I just now, I heard somebody use the phrase, "cool beans".  Um....what year is it again?
  • And can we talk about the guy who works here who is NEVER without food?  I'm not talking about sitting at his desk and eating all the time, I'm talking about walking around with it.  I have seriously never seen him without food in his hand.  He likes the chips and the Mountain Dew...I'm just sayin'.
  • Today, my friends, is the day.  THE freaking day!  I've been waiting for this day for a long, loooong time...and perhaps, after you've been waiting as long as I have, I'll tell you why today is the freaking day...feel my pain, bitches!  And, delight in my absolutely and unabashed joy!

 

4 comments:

  1. We could use that Zyrtec pump for sure. Today is the day for what?

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  2. A little mental freedom....looong time comin'... I will tell the story one day.

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  3. I love food and have it all the time too =) Infact I have been grazing (not sure on the spelling) on a can of corn for the last two hours

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  4. Can of corn?????? HA! That is so awesome!

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