Wednesday, April 29, 2009

So, You Think It Might Be The Swine Flu?

Are you sure it isn't one of these other, animal related illnesses?
Chicken Pox--Contagious skin rash with an incubation period of 10-21 days

Mad Cow--A fatal bovine brain and spinal-cord disease, or grocer-speak for cheap rib eyes

Elephantiasis--"Big balls" should only be used figuratively

Horse's Ass---Diagnosed solely by angry wives and cured by withholding sex and hiding the remote
(Courtesy of our friends at The Toilet Paper.)

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