If you work at an office, like me, and you push obscene amounts of paper around all day, like me, you'll be happy to note this new rule:
If something is mailed, faxed or otherwise assigned to you and your name is spelled wrong on the document, you don't have to do a damn thing with it.
Feel free to apply that to any other area of your life, as well...I know that everyone in my office is VERY excited about this one.
I mean...who can't spell "Matthew"? Really?
So I pretty much don't need to do anything then. Because my name is apparently very difficult to spell.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the one at the poor people clinic that I couldn't work out what the F*#& it was for the longest time:
ReplyDeleteMathyue
Serious. Pretty sure they were trying to say Matthew......only not?
Mama, I hereby give you the YEAR off. You've earned it!
ReplyDeleteIDB--people who spell their kids name funny on purpose (I met some kids the other day, Jaxson and his sister, who also had a funny name with an X where I CK should have been, but I can't remember it...) Dude. WTF?), those people are cruel. I'm just sayin'.