I did another one of those Evil Girl Trick things yesterday.
I panicked, OK?
I was at work, and some stupid crap was happening and it was stressing me out. As it happened, my most useful advocate, the person I NEEDED on my side, happened to be a male, so I put on my helpless female mask and sobbed my way through a few gut-wrenching emails to get him to do what I wanted.
So evil. So very, very evil.
Even though it was not an in-person conversation, the man reacted the way most men would react to a crying woman: "WHAT HAPPENED??? Are you OK? Can I beat somebody up for you?"
And my answer was so incredibly sad....so drenched in melancholy, that it came out sounding something like this: "Well...(sniff-sniff)...yes, you can do something for me, (voice trembling)...but....if you're not able to...(sniff-sniff)....it's OK...(*LOUD SOB*)...I understand...(burst into tears)."
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And of course he did exact what I wanted him to do.
Jeezuz that's bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad....I'm going straight to hell...
If they use their parts for evil...we can use ours.
ReplyDeletePerhaps I could use their parts for evil...?
ReplyDeletehehehehe....so begin the sex jokes...where the hell is IDB?
We are girls and can use our powers anytime we want.
ReplyDeleteI use it when I have to, always
worked on my dad.
I am the only girl in my family so that helped.
bat my eyes, tears, whatever.
ha!
Serves men right
I do like the comment about "using their parts for evil"
so true
B~
Barb! You used Evil Girl Tricks on your dad? I never did. I watched the stepdaughter continuously use the Evil Girl Tricks on my ex, and it made me want to puke.
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