100 Truths!

Just one of those Facebook thingies where you make up a bunch of stuff about yourself then torture other people with it...and why not?  Its Friday, and the wine is flowing.

100 Truths!

(For those of you forced to partake on Facebook, you have to tag 15 people and make them do it too!  Whooooo-Hoooooo!)

1. Last beverage→ Las Brisas
2. Last phone call→ Punky
3. Last text message→ Miss Sarah!
4. Last song you listened to:  Something by the Talking Heads that was on Pandora and I can't remember what it was called, but it fucking grooved...
5. Last time you cried→ Last night

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice → I don't recall...
2. Been cheated on?→ Yep
3. Kissed someone & regretted it? Duh...
4. Lost someone special?→ Yes
5. Been depressed?→ Not really

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Deep Red
2. Purple
3. Green
4. Butter Cream!!!!!!!!!!  :-)

HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends → Yep!
2. Fallen out of love → Yes
3. Laughed until you cried → ALL THE TIME!!
4. Met someone who changed you→ Yes.
5. Found out who your true friends were → You learn a little more of that every day
6. Found out someone was talking about you→ Yeah, just today, I actually over-heard them...nice.
7. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ I don't think so! 
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → All but one
9. How many kids do you want to have→ I already have some of those...
10. Do you have any pets → Two cats--Jack and Bailey.  Jack is completely fucking insane.  Bailey is a snob.
11. Do you want to change your name→ As it happens, I will be doing that soon.
12. What did you do for your last birthday→ I was living on the Gulf Coast at the time.  I think I spent some hours by the pool and perhaps drank some wine.
13. What time did you wake up today → 3:55.  Apparently there was some shit going on in the universe that I needed to be awake for.
14. What were you doing at midnight last night → Zzzzzzzz
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for → If I tell you, it will never happen
16. Last time you saw your father--> Last fall
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I'm actually changing a lot of things right now.  I'm sure there will be more.
18. What are you listening to right now →  Rudie Can't Fail!  I just love that somebody used the word "feckless" in a song.  Now if somebody could use the word "lascivious" in a song, my life would be complete.
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → I suppose....you know, come to think of it, I don't recall actually knowing anyone by that name.  Weird...
23. What's getting on your nerves right now? → My desktop is dragging it's ass tonight, and I think I better switch to the laptop.
24. Most visited webpage → GMAIL, for sure.  All day, every day.  HA!

1. What's your name→ Shelly Payne
2. Nicknames→ Actually, "Shelly" is a nickname
3. Relationship Status → I really suck at relationships.  Therefore, I am not in one.  Try to act surprised.
4. Zodiac sign→ Cancer
5. Male or female or transgendered→ Female
6. Elementary→ Aaah....the loverly small town in Western North Dakota that I won't be naming here, because this will be posted all over the place, not just Facebook.
7. Middle School → Middle School?  HA!  This town was so small, we had no such thing!!!
8. High school → I went to high school in the same building where I went to elementary school.  Oooooo.....aaaaaah...
10. Hair color → Changes all the time.  Blondish, usually, though I did just dye it brown in December.  Aaaaand, it will change yet again this weekend!  Yay!  Hair color!
11. Long or short → Short.  Wait!  Are we talking about my hair?
16. Height → 5'7"
17. Do you have a crush on someone? I can honestly say "no" to that...
18: What do you like about yourself? → I'm a damned humorous girl
19. Piercings → Ears
21. Righty or lefty → Righty

FIRSTS :
23. First piercing → My ears
26. First sport you joined → Basketball!  What else is there...?  hehe
24. First best friend → Diana R
27. First pet → Growing up, I had a few cats--Rusty, Rama, Sambo.  And we had a dog named Duchess.  And my mom had two dogs, Lucy and Dixie.
28. First vacation→ Vacation.....what is this "vacation" you speak of?
29. First concert → I believe that was Joan Jett.  Or...was it?  Jeeez...that was a billion years ago.  I'm a jillion years old, you know, don't ask me this stuff.
30. First crush → I had a crush on the local TV camera man for a while.  He's probably not cute anymore.

RIGHT NOW:
49. Eating → Just finished eating, now I am DRINKING, thank you.
50. Drinking → Las Brisas.  Its wine.  From Spain.  The happy folks at 44 France were nice enough to recommend it.
52. I'm about to → Plow through another 50 of these things.
53. Listening to → Mr. Jones, by Talking Heads.  Dancing around the living room.  Its all good.
55. Waiting for → Not a thing.

YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? Gosh, I sure hope so, since I have them already.
59. Want to get married? HA!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Oh, never mind...it would take too long to explain.
60. Careers in mind?  Something where it actually matters if I show up or not.  That is also my top criteria for a relationship, by the way...
  

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
68. Lips or eyes → Hmmm....I don't really know.  I guess I have never though of anyone having sexy lips.  Or eyes, really.  I think they should just have a good vibe about them.
69. Hugs or kisses → I like them both, sometimes simultaneously!
70. Shorter or taller → Shorter
71. Older or Younger → Doesn't matter
72. Romantic or spontaneous → Wait....isn't spontaneous considered romantic?
73. Nice stomach or nice arms → Jeeez...I have no idea...
74. Sensitive or loud → Both
75. Hook-up or relationship → relationship.  of some kind.  I dunno.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant→ What kind of trouble are we talking about here?  Something I would enjoy?

HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger → Yes
79. Drank hard liquor → Perhaps...HA!
80. Lost glasses/contacts → I don't think so
81. Sex on first date --> Is that a "date" then?  Or just getting together for the purposes of sex?  Not that its a bad thing.... ;-)
82. Broken someone's heart → I'm not entirely sure
83. Had your own heart broken → All the time.
85. Been arrested → Oops!  Look at the time!
86. Turned someone down → Yes
87. Cried when someone died → Gee, I don't know anybody who does that...What the hell?
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → You mean, had sexy feelings toward someone of the same sex?  No.  Sadly, I love men.  Those annoying, impossible, rat-bastards..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Yes
90. Miracles → Absolutely
91. Love at first sight → Huh....well.....I'm not sure how to answer that.  I mean, I've looked at someone and immediately thought, "I WANT that person" but I don't think that I was actually capable of loving them until a long time had passed and I got over my heavy lust thing.  Heavy lust is a useful thing, though--wakes you right up!
92. Heaven → Well...do you really want to have this discussion?  Cuz, I have some theories.
93. Santa Claus →  *blink*  *blink*  What do you mean?
95. Kiss on the first date? → Depends
96. Angels → Absolutely

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → I'm not sure. 
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → Not really.
100.........wait a minute?  WTF?  hehe....

OK, people, your turn!  You tortured me with the 25 things, did you expect me not to retaliate?