Signs You May Have Short-Timer's Syndrome

• You have, really-really, changed your computer password to "Whatever!"
• When forwarding Power of Attorney paperwork, usually labeled "POA", you label it "POS" instead.  (Think about it--it'll come to you.)
• You start coveting the pen you use every day...as if you might take it home with you, because it's kind of a nice pen.
• You finally take your water bottle home to be washed. (Ew!  I'm just sayin'....)
• You get into long conversations with people who barely spoke to you before.
• You can no longer think of a convincing reason not to sing Puddle of Mudd's "Psycho" at your desk.  And since you're up, might as well jump up and down on the chorus.
• You switch to Duffy songs for the benefit of the "older folks".  You knock "Warwick Avenue" out like you were BORN to sing that sh*t.
• You loudly ask anyone who might be listening why NOBODY TOLD YOU THERE WAS A BUTTERNUT, WISCONSIN?  AND HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY LIVED THIS LONG WITHOUT KNOWING THAT?
• Kevin stops being the most annoying person in the office...it's all you, baby...