These are the things I am pondering today....so many questions, so few answers...
- If you discover that you are alarmingly broke at the same time your ex tells you, "oh, by the way, I can't pay my half of _____ this week, so you're going to have to handle it," do you take that as a sign to remain calm and meditate on the situation, or, as a sign to unleash your as-yet-unseen rage toward said ex? I mean, choosing Option Two would send me straight to jail, but the bright side of that is...no bills to speak of. (Yes, I'm kidding...relax.)
- If you find yourself attending a succession of meetings in which, even though you are the lowest person on the totem pole, you feel like you are the smartest person in the room, what kind of sign is that? (I mean, besides a sign that I'm totally full of myself...)
- If you continue to feel unlimited potential, and you're pushing hard every day, but your life and the people around you just aren't keeping up with your ambition, to you need a vacation? Or do you need to smack some people around until you get what you want?
- If you are attempting to log into your secure systems at work and your password isn't working and eventually you lock yourself out, that's a sign to go home, right?
- How about if your pass card doesn't work? I mean...can I fix it so my pass card doesn't work? That way I can't make it past the lobby, and will have no choice but to turn and leave.
- If you're awake and it's 1:00AM, and you know the alarm goes off at 5:30, do you take that as a sign to just shut the alarm off and skip the whole Waking Up On Time thing, because you know that they day is just going to be a waste of yawny spaciness?
Feel free to talk amongst yourselves...
1. Prison is no good.
ReplyDelete2. I often feel this way. We both clearly deserve better jobs.
3. Take the vacation because assault charges are troublesome. See #1.
4. Yes.
5. Yes.
6. Definitely.
So many questions! I really only have a good opinion to give on item #1, but will keep my big trap shut instead.
ReplyDeleteFinally put the last piece of the financial puzzle in place this morning. FREE of the madness! No more relying on anyone but me! Not that it isn't scary...lol
ReplyDeleteokay. got the plan.
ReplyDeleteshut off the alarm *after* disabling your card and your logons.
You are the smartest person in the meetings. Thus you get to make no decisions, right? Plus, you have boobs, so that takes away from your decision-making ability......
Sorry been away so long. House burned down with no loss of human life. Two of the best kitties in the world are presumed dead, and the only two visible useful yarns were the brand new sparkly smooshy in (wait for it) black and some pink acrylic that I was saving for a shelter dog blanket in my spare time. Since I put my dog down 1.5 weeks before the fire for bone cancer, my motivation there is low.......how's your life?
And. still freakin don't know my password. IDB here.
Oh. My. God. Honey, you better shoot me an email or somethin--that's just awful and I'm so sorry you had to go through all of that! Here's to better things!
ReplyDeleteEx's who don't pay for WHATEVER reason suck. That is all. (or I'll get myself into trouble...)
ReplyDeleteCar insurance. Seriously. Let the car insurance lapse--THAT was the logic. Jeez...
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