1. That I steal Meme's with alarming frequency. And that I encourage this behavior in others.
2. I've come to realize that my job(s)...
Actually doesn't allow for a lot of brain engagement by any of the people who work here, which is quite unfortunate...
3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
I talk to God a lot. In between barking obscenities at other drivers, I mean.
4. I've come to realize that I need....
Nothing that I don't already have
5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
Nothing that I really needed.
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
People put on blinders and don't think about how their action or inaction affects someone else. Comfort Junkies who only get off their asses in cases where they have to do that to ensure their mission to further sit on their asses. Boo! Hiss! And while I'm at it, YOU SUCK!
7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I will most definitely smoke too much. Too easy? OK, how about, I will have a lot of deep thoughts that I won't want to share with anyone because they'll all just laugh and tell me I'm drunk.
8. I've come to realize that money...
Equals Energy, not power.
9. I've come to realize that certain people...
Just are the way they are, no matter how annoying it is to me, and no matter what I do, and that I just have to enjoy the good bits and ignore the rest, or they will forever make me crazy.
10. I've come to realize that I'll always ...
Be an unapologetic beefitarian.
11. I've come to realize that my sibling(s)...
Are a diverse, interesting, and hard working group of people with crazy-cool hobbies and whacky-fun spouses.
12. I've come to realize that my mom...
All but created this sense of humor--the one to which you are all being subjected to at this very moment. Thank you, Rosella, Thank you...
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
Is not nearly as awesome as I wish it was.
14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning..
2. I've come to realize that my job(s)...
Actually doesn't allow for a lot of brain engagement by any of the people who work here, which is quite unfortunate...
3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
I talk to God a lot. In between barking obscenities at other drivers, I mean.
4. I've come to realize that I need....
Nothing that I don't already have
5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
Nothing that I really needed.
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
People put on blinders and don't think about how their action or inaction affects someone else. Comfort Junkies who only get off their asses in cases where they have to do that to ensure their mission to further sit on their asses. Boo! Hiss! And while I'm at it, YOU SUCK!
7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I will most definitely smoke too much. Too easy? OK, how about, I will have a lot of deep thoughts that I won't want to share with anyone because they'll all just laugh and tell me I'm drunk.
8. I've come to realize that money...
Equals Energy, not power.
9. I've come to realize that certain people...
Just are the way they are, no matter how annoying it is to me, and no matter what I do, and that I just have to enjoy the good bits and ignore the rest, or they will forever make me crazy.
10. I've come to realize that I'll always ...
Be an unapologetic beefitarian.
11. I've come to realize that my sibling(s)...
Are a diverse, interesting, and hard working group of people with crazy-cool hobbies and whacky-fun spouses.
12. I've come to realize that my mom...
All but created this sense of humor--the one to which you are all being subjected to at this very moment. Thank you, Rosella, Thank you...
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
Is not nearly as awesome as I wish it was.
14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning..
That if I didn't change clothes and walk out the door IMMEDIATELY that I was not going to be able to reasonably blame "traffic" and/or "road construction" for my lateness.
15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
That I was not going to get around to putting my jammies on or even get to the bed, as I drifted off to la-la land under a comforter on the love seat.
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
That surely there must be a way to make this meme interesting.
17. I've come to realize that my dad...
Is what you might call a "good ol boy"...
18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
That there are...so many people there that I worry won't "get" the jokes.
19. I've come to realize that today...
15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
That I was not going to get around to putting my jammies on or even get to the bed, as I drifted off to la-la land under a comforter on the love seat.
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
That surely there must be a way to make this meme interesting.
17. I've come to realize that my dad...
Is what you might call a "good ol boy"...
18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
That there are...so many people there that I worry won't "get" the jokes.
19. I've come to realize that today...
Is another day chock full of potential madness and fun. Come join me, won't you?
20. I've come to realize that tonight...
I'm buying a vacuum cleaner. And that the level of excitement in my life must surely be mind-blowing to a good many of you.
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
I'll be very happy that it isn't a billion degrees, and that I can move freely about the cabin.
22. I've come to realize that I really want to...
Finish with the pain in the ass stuff and get to the "livin is easy" stuff. But also, that I'm not all that worried about it...
mmmmmm. Beef.
ReplyDeleteand bacon.
Yum.
Although I am really getting off on the warm dusty tomatoes fresh off the vines these lovely not million degree days.
Tomorrow I make 'back to school' cupcakes in my under-equipped kitchen. Wish me luck.....
(How in the effing hell does this thing know me now? This laptop used to be my dad's and when I commented before on it, the freakin' thing didn't know who I was. There are things afoot that I don't understand. Think I'll eat candy and go to bed...)
I know all about under-equipped kitchens...although obviously my reasons for under-equipped are a lot different from yours. There is not a day that goes by when I don't kick myself for not being more of a bitch and taking my stuff when I left.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is WEIRD about the computer...you must have used it ONE TIME two years ago or something...hehe
ReplyDeleteI think this is payback for *always* taking their stuff. Even if I didn't want/need/ever use, somehow they found their way into my boxes.
ReplyDelete(cute face here?)
oh, and can I say, please Shel, microchip your cats. I don't know what yr local humane soc or shelter is like but I had to take my lost notice off their list since they called me every week to poke my wounds and see if I had 'found' my cats. If they had been chipped, they could turn up years from now and be positively id'd.
(my word is silize--is that to turn something sil?)